Paula Deen & Trops.

Wild and crazy dreams last night. I had just moved into a huge 2 bedroom apartment that I was renting for $950. It must have been some tiny little town because that is CHEAP. Ex-Coworker (We'll call him EC) was there. I think I had somehow come home after partying all night or something and was trying to go to bed. The apartment was too bright though because the sun was coming up and all of the sudden the landlord walked through my bedroom with another tenant. I got all mad, and he said that he had to come through this way to show other apartments. Then I realized that EC was gone and that there was someone living in the second bedroom. A guy who I didn't recognize so I put a bunch of furniture in front of the door so he couldn't get in. Somewhere in there, I gave up on going to bed and came out into a filthy apartment with stained plastic wallcoverings everywhere. There were two kitchens and randomly a bunch of people were hanging out. Some of Gaylords friends were there of course. I can't really figure out why they never get out of my dreams.
Now, we were all getting ready to go out again and my college roommate showed up. I guess I had moved back to Columbia, MO. We were both dressed in hot pink and teal like it was 2003. She told me she had a surprise and we had to go downstairs to pick it up. We ran down the stairs and there was PAULA DEEN!!!! She had come to deliver us each a gigantic Trops! Most of you won't know what that is, but Trops is a rare and magnificent treat that exists only in Columbia, MO. I was beyond excited to see Paula and taste the sweet intoxicating icy nectar in my 32oz styrofoam cup. Ahhhh... Sluurrp

Happy Tropical holidays to you and your 1/2 Silver Bullet&TigerPaw...