Communication tornado.

I should not be allowed to use a computer or a phone with internet capabilities after I've had more than 1 glass of wine. I lose all sense of self-control and dignity. I would like to issue a public apology concerning certain communications with certain parties last evening. Some communications may have been inappropriate in nature, some inappropriate in frequency, and all were completely unnecessary. My apologies to all parties who were caught in the wine-induced communication tornado. I assure you that I am working to improve upon my currently lacking sense of control.